1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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