I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm at about main and main street
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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