wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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