Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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