covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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