So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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