So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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