Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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