I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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