Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
