Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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