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What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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