It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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