there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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