he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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