I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
home. puking in laundry basket.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Randomize
