dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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