this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i think i have herpe
just one?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
