Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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