How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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