Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize