In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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