i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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