We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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