I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Less talking, more tequila
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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