My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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