i'm home, then i'll come over
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I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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