absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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