I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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