I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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