I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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