There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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