How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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