He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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