That's intense
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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