Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think my moral compass just broke
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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