Can i not drive my cunt home
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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