WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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