Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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