mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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