I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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