haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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