You surviving the open bar?
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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