God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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