she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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