Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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