How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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