It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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