Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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