I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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