i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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