I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Everyone says I win the strip club
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
