life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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