I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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