Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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