I forgot how hot balto sounded
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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